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Poor old Jacob Lee can’t take a break. First he has to deal with people always asking him if he’s still doing movies with Kevin Smith, then his space truck explodes over an evil space prison and he’s thrown into the space prison for a unclear crime, possibly trash. Then all the prisoners get infected with the zombie virus and become more interested in killing Jacob Lee than trading cigarettes for handjobs, and if all that wasn’t enough to curtsey on Jacob Lee’s shitty day, he has to then pass the time the next ten hours being the protagonist of a fucking horrible video game. But be real, Jacob Lee, you are no material for Silent Hill at all, you would need to learn more than two facial expressions besides Stupid Confused and Stupid Neutral. The Callisto Protocol, then, shamelessly clones Dead Space by what retroactively turned out to be the less proficient of the two Dead Space creators. So you should know what to expect from the core gameplay – third person crawling through dark metal hallways, frequent ambushes screaming walking piles of stale deli meats, and several NPC support characters whose plans always seem to boil down to Jacob. having to make their way through nine lethal basement levels while they stay in an air-conditioned computer room making sure the screen saver doesn’t turn on.